BIG KIDS COLORING CLUB

Grown-up life. Drawn like the coloring book you had as a kid.

Funny coloring books for adults, starring Benny Bear and his friends. The gift for turning 40, and for anyone who just got the keys.

My First Back Pain My First Mortgage

Paperbacks on Amazon · $9.99 in the US

Cover of My First Back Pain: Benny Bear turning 40 in front of a pharmacy Cover of My First Mortgage: Benny Bear with the keys in front of a house with a SOLD sign Not for kids. For turning 40 For new homeowners
LOOK INSIDE

Every page is a little story. About you.

Big, bold pictures to color, each with a short story in the style of the first books you learned to read. Tap a page to color it in.

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THE BOOKS

Two books. Two big moments.

30 pages to color in each, plus a few activities for tired grown-up eyes.

My First Back Pain cover
"Benny gets up from the sofa. Benny makes a noise." TURNING 40

My First Back Pain

The gift for turning 40.

Benny Bear and his friends enjoy the very best things about being forty: a fun day at the pharmacy, a video call without trousers, a garden center trip that beats any party, and a bedtime that starts while it is still light outside.

  • 30 big, bold pages to color, each with a little story
  • A maze, a dot-to-dot, a word search and a spot-the-difference
  • Printed on one side, so markers don't bleed through
  • An official "Officially 40!" certificate to sign and present
  • Large 8.5 × 11 inch pages
Buy on Amazon $9.99Paperback, US price
My First Mortgage cover
"The plumber says, 'Hmm.' 'Hmm' costs $300." NEW HOMEOWNERS

My First Mortgage

The gift for new homeowners.

Congratulations! You own 3% of a house. Benny Bear and his friends discover the magic of home ownership: a fun day at the bank, a brown spot on the ceiling, a hardware store trip for one screw, and a lawn that is winning.

  • 30 big, bold pages to color, each with a little story
  • A maze, a dot-to-dot, a word search, a spot-the-difference and a Realtor Dictionary
  • Printed on one side, so markers don't bleed through
  • An official "Official Homeowner!" certificate to sign and present
  • Large 8.5 × 11 inch pages
Buy on Amazon $9.99Paperback, US price
🎂

A birthday card that lasts

Cheaper than dinner, funnier than a card, and they will actually keep it on the coffee table.

🔑

The housewarming gift

For the friend who now gets excited about gutters. Pairs well with a candle that smells like judgment.

🖍️

Actually relaxing

Big shapes, thick lines, no tiny mandalas. Coloring the way it was when you were six.

MEET THE CLUB

Every friend group has these six. Which one are you?

Benny Bear next to the thermostat

BENNY BEAR

Guards the thermostat

Nobody touches it. Not ever.
Olive Owl with a label maker

OLIVE OWL

Labels everything

Olive has labeled Benny.
Betty Bunny awake in bed

BETTY BUNNY

Awake at 3 a.m.

Thinking about something she said in 2009.
Rocco Raccoon in a bathrobe

ROCCO RACCOON

Used to be the party

Now he calls to complain.
Penny Pig with her new vacuum

PENNY PIG

Loves the vacuum

Best day of the year.
Carol Cat on her own chair at a concert

CAROL CAT

Brings her own chair

It is only nine o'clock.
QUESTIONS

Good to know

Is this a book for kids?

No. It looks exactly like the coloring book you had as a kid, but the jokes are about mortgages, knees and group chats. It is a humor book for grown-ups.

What is inside?

30 pages to color, each with a short story, plus a maze, a dot-to-dot, a word search, a spot-the-difference and a certificate to sign and present. 68 pages in all, 8.5 × 11 inches.

Will my markers bleed through?

The pictures are printed on one side of the page only, so markers and gel pens won't ruin the next picture. Colored pencils and crayons work great too.

Where can I buy it?

On Amazon. The buttons on this page go to the Amazon store for your country, and you can change it at the bottom of the page. Amazon handles printing, shipping and gift options.

Can I send it as a gift?

Yes. Choose the recipient's address at checkout on Amazon and add a gift message. Printing and shipping are done by Amazon.

SHH. DO NOT TELL.

You know someone who needs this.

Maybe it is you. That is okay too.

My First Back Pain My First Mortgage